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In the book of life, the answers arenít in the back.
Look, youíre really cute, but I canít understand what youíre saying.
Don't blame the lame.
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is defying societyís law of average
is never fully dressed without a smile
You know you're fat if you can't get through the doggie door, and
hve to call 911, and explain why u didn't use the whole door.
I think Iím going to change my name to ďMeatĒ so that I wouldnít
mind if anyone is going to butcher it, as compared to no
UFC is the gayest sport ever ... They were just fighting doggie
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A life without love is like a year
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knows itís cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.
That point in an argument when you realize youíre wrong
is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the
Lord! if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
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